Well ya, I’m finally updatin this thing. Life pretty much sucks right now, nothing going on but work and XXWF, so ya……can’t wait to start college, maybe it’ll actually make my life interesting. Anyway, I’m thinking of starting another blog just to state my thoughts and what-not, where this should probably be going, anyway, here’s the latest movie I’ve seen and it’s review:

The Girl Next Door

Well I liked it, kind of made me depressed, but other then that, it was cool. You see, I don’t have any huge ‘memories’ about high school either (like the kid at the beginning) except for JROTC, but ya, I don’t count that. Basically I’m anti-social, so when my friends do call me and ask if I wanna hang out, I say no, why? I have no idea, only people I actually hang around with are my cousins, why? I have no idea, anyway, this too should be going on my personal blog (if I make one) but it kind of fit in with this movie, cuz the movie made me think about this crap and got me all depressed. Now anytime I think about the movie, I think about this crap, it’ll last until I see another movie, lol. Anyway…

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

The movie itself was awesome, the girl is absolutely hot! It’s the girl from Old School, the one whos still in High School, I recognized her when I saw the trailer for this. Her names Elisha Cuthbert btw. When it came out, my friend (who worked at the movie theater) asked me if I wanted to go see the sneak preview, I said no, me being anti-social and all. But I did get a chance to see the movie the other day, and basically it’s about this kid named Matt, who has no High School memories, a beautiful girl (aka Porn Star) Danielle is house-sitting his neighbors house, he watches her change in his window, she cataches him, she makes him strip in the street, they become friends, the first 30 minutes of the movie. Then she starts getting him to do crazy stuff, swim in his principal’s pool, skip class, etc. His friend Eli is the guy from Freddy v Jason, Linderman, he is the best part of this movie (aside from the girls!) Anyway, Eli sees Danielle in a porn tape and tells Matt, Matt feels betrayed and tries to score with Danielle in a cheap hotel room (after Eli’s persuasion) but Matt isn’t really into it, once in the room Danielle gets all slutty (faking), Matt asks her what shes doing, and she goes on to say something like, isn’t this what you want. She gets mad at him for making that assumption (Porn Star – Slut – Cheap Motel) So the next day Matt goes to her house to meet her producer/old boyfriend Kelly, this guy is great! He played Mickey in Scream 2. Anyway, she’s going back into the business, etc, etc. Matt raised 25k to bring some smart kid from Asia to USA, which Kelly acquires without Matt’s knowledge. Now Matt lost the girl he loved and the 25k. He goes to the Adult Convention and convinces Danielle to come back, but so does Kelly. Anyway, Matt and Danielle go to this Porn King’s house and convince him to give them 25k if they make this huge film, the film being a Sex Ed video on Prom Night. They pull it off and everyone lives happily ever after.

I plan to watch Taking Lives, Godsend, Highwayman, and Ella Enchanted (Hey, I like Medieval Movies) sometime soon. This Friday I plan to watch Passion of the Christ and Twisted. So expect some more reviews very soon. (if it takes me a while to see these, I’ll just post some reviews on old movies)

Now I’ll finish this with a quote from The Girl Next Door:

Eli: Alright, anyone have any questions?

Guy: Ya, don’t you think you’re a little young to just skip film school and get right into the business?

Eli: SHUT THE F*CK UP! Next Question.